On The Same Page

Narcissists only "like" you when you are on the same page as they are.
But it's not just the same page, it's the same paragraph, the same font, the same paper grade, the same book, the same volume, the same series, and it's the ONLY PAGE you're interested in reading, and you agree with every word on that page. If you even breathe a word that's not on that page, you're WRONG, rebellious, dramatic,... and argumentative. If you want them to read YOUR PAGE, you're being SELF-CENTERED, needy, demanding, and attention-seeking. Reading YOUR page means they would have to stop reading THEIR page for a little while, and that's not fun or comfortable!
~Besides, what were you doing writing your OWN PAGE, when all of your attention should have been focused on THEIRS?! (Now you've done it!) ... ... ...
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